Ass Pancakes

"I am Ass Pancakes! I'm gonna BONK you!" - Ass Pancakes



Ass Pancakesis a GMod Monster created by InvertedShadow. He is a fusion of SoupCock PorkPie and Painis Cupcake. Ass Pancakes resides in a BLU can of Bonk in no specific location.

As such, Ass Pancakes can potentially be anywhere. Upon someone coming near his can, he will reveal himself and come out of the can, showing his ability to cling to walls and ceilings to move. When he gets close, he makes his announcement:

Regardless of the impending victim's response, Ass Pancakes will spawn the Homestuck Warhammer of Zillyhoointo his hand and scream wildly before smacking off his target's head, and then repeatedly and rapidly slamming what's left. After a while he calms down, but if someone else is nearby he'll go right back to his screaming and ridiculously rapid bonking.

On top of this, how he got the Warhammer in the first place is probably quite a story. Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxB06JBSLOA==Abilities==
 * Ass Pancakes spawns with a bat that is reskined to look like the Warhammer of Zillyhoo.


 * Ass Pancakes has a jump range that is capable of reaching from the ground to shrine.
 * On rage, he scares players in a small range and he is ubercharged causeing him to be invincable for a period of time like Painis Cupcake and SoupCock PorkPie with special music playing.

Tips as Ass Pancakes

 * Use your rage to take care of large groups of players on sentry nests.
 * Because your weapon is a bat reskin, you do less damage with it but have a faster fireing speed.
 * Just because you are invicable from your rage dose not mean you cant be affected by knockback.
 * You can double jump! Use it to counter airblasts and knockback!

Tips against Ass Pancakes

 * When he superjumps, he plays a sound, use this to tell if hes above you!
 * When he is ubercharged do not waste your ammo on him.
 * Pyros can airblast Ass Pancakes without increaseing his rage time.
 * His bat dose less damage than other hale weapons, overheal players so they wont die instantly.